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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 21:52
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
No way
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?